My cousin is the man!!! He mailed me his old game system because he got a new one and now I have all these cool games and I want to play them and kill zombies and race Yoshi against Bowser and hit all my opponents with lightning and then they will be friend and I will be the champion of all things video games ever and oh shit that zombie is coming up behind me and but I learned a new combo so that's okay and I'll smash him with a Super Momoshiro Power Kick Special!!!!! Now he's dead and blocking the entrance way to the next level but that's okay because his body will disappear in a few minutes and really I wonder why that is because in life bodies don't just disappear, they just keep blocking entry ways and they have to keep getting buried and buried and buried and then one day cemeteries will be all full maybe they'll start throwing bodies in the ocean and sailors would be so very confused because they'd see all the floating bodies and wonder if people got tossed overboard but it would be like uh no just random bodies floating about everywhere, false alarm guys or maybe they'll just attach cinderblocks to dead people's feet before dropping them in like in mafia movies but then we might run out of cinderblocks and live in straw huts and I wonder if that would make any difference with getting cable, probably not seeing as cable has little to do with straw
and video games were not the only things my cousin sent me hahahahahaha.Oh shit I died. I don't want to be tossed in the ocean!
Echizen! I had a dream of being attacked by your braids! It was scary, it really was though I hope you don't shave your head because then its so much harder to noogie!
Hiyooooo, hiiiiiii! How is Mars?!?